Chicken answers

Social Worker: it was told no difference and wanted to know what came first so he crossed the road to find the answer. I was unable to help him, but it took 4 hours to write the report on why.

Lawyer: It is of course the question if there ever was a Chicken, or a street, before we start to discuss the actual deed, "the crossover", after all, we only have the word of the public prosecutor to go on.

Psychologist: well, all the poor chicken did was to see if she, "madam chicken" could contact other chickens who lead a different and less sexually active life style than her's, it is to be hoped that this burnt out "madam chicken" can now find a more decent way of living.

Anderson consulting: the deregulation of this side of the street threatened the dominant market position of the chicken. She had to decide on important challenges and issues, create the necessary inspiration to conquer new competitive markets. Anderson consulting has in partnership with her client "the chicken" a new and more dynamic egg distribution system (deds). Anderson has helped the chicken with its skills, methods, knowledge, capital and experience, integrating these in THEIR overall strategies within the program. m.g.t. system. Anderson consulting has helped the chicken to assimilate and integrate so that the chicken can become richer and more successful.

School teacher: To get on the other side.

Plato: To reach a higher level of thinking.

Aristotle: It was in the chickens nature to cross the street.

Karl Marks: It was historically unavoidable.

Saddam Hussein: It was an unheard of act of rebellion, therefore justified to drop 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Captain Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Martin Luther King: I had a dream that one day all chickens would be able to cross the street without anybody asking why.

Moses: And God gave a sign from heaven and said to the chicken: "You shall cross the street" the chicken crossed the street amongst great jubilation and happiness.

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road, or the road moved under the chicken depends on the laws of relativity.

Freud: The fact that you question why the chicken crossed the road proves your sexual insecurity.

Bill Gates: I have just developed Sonnet MS Chicken 2002, that will not cross any more streets, but will cluck, lay eggs and control your computer while using MS Office. The chance of it working depends on your licence.

Darwin: Chickens have been historically selected and are genetically destined to eventually at sometime cross the street.

George Bush: "Make no mistake about, I will hunt down every chicken responsible to ever cross a street"

David Blunket: This is a clear case of failure of our justice system and state security apparatus. The chicken should never had been allowed to have crossed the road

Goldings Boy: The chicken crossed the road as he had eaten all the food on that side of the road, so what's all the fuss about.

Why did the chicken?