An email from an old boy
David Christopher Fall

 

I entered Goldings in April 1962, a member of Cairns House, if memory serves me correct. Mr Wheatley was the headmaster - very surprised that in thumbnail pictures to be found on the website show nicknames for the masters. It would have taken a very brave boy back then to shout out the name "pinhead" (Mr Wheatley.) Respect was definitely the name of the game back in '62.

At the age of 13 "I still had to go to school" which was opposite the gym between the carpentry/printing/sheetmetal shops. Headmaster there was a Mr Shepherd, a first-class tutor. A talented bloke who could draw really well and reminded us all of the actor David Niven — I think he even spoke like him . . .

Like most of the other reprobates (peers) I hated school but loved playing sport. Football and table tennis were my favourites - cricket was always boring if you weren't batting or bowling — or so it seemed to me. Some of the names of other young sportsmen in my memory bank who shone would have to include Bobby Passmore, Wilbert Workman, Ray Hillier, Lefty Wright, Keith McSweeney and Glyn Parry.

I could write about Dymchurch, Wimbledon and the illicit walks into Hertford town centre on a Saturday afternoon to chase girls — but perhaps that has all been covered already.

One soon learnt to steer clear of the school thugs - and there were a few - no names, no pack drill! I liked to think I was one of the more placid types but unfortunately some of the inmates were — without putting too fine a point on it — a little psycho! Still, you soon found a like-minded bunch to hang out with — Goldings was the type of school that necessitated that kind of brio.

Being reasonably bright at English I thought the printing department the way to go, so signed apprentice papers — and I'm still in that game! Messrs Miller (later Ron Stackwood), Powell, Jimmy James and Frank Stevenson were encountered — all first-class blokes — who always had the boys' interests at heart. They were generally forgiving when we erred or strayed from the straight and narrow.

Looking back, and if I had to single anyone out, it would have to be Frank Stevenson who saved my bacon on more than one occasion when threatened with dismissal (indentures torn up). I remained only an average compositor but it was Jimmy James who introduced me to mechanical typesetting via Linotype machines (my eventual forte) . . . weren't they wonderful devices? I well remember the Linotype factory up in Altringham on hearing that we [Goldings] had a Model One in perfect working order, promptly replace it with a modern version taking the "One" back to their museum for showcasing.

An incident one day in Frank's composing room still gives me the shivers when I recall it. One of my mates (Derek Hammond) had lashed out at another of the comps (Robert Buggs). Next thing we knew Bugsy chasing Hammond with a dinner knife ready to cut off Derek's knackers! Without the intervention of Mr Mondin, the head reader, there could well have been a homicide investigation for the school to face up to!

I did spend a little time at the Verney (the hostel down in the village beyond Goldings). Not happy days under the supervision of a bad-tempered Yorkshireman called Tordoff. While most of the boys at Goldings came from all over the UK I was possibly its closest resident, being brought up in Hatfield, about eight miles away. I found lodgings back there, travelling to Goldings each day to complete my apprenticeship, courtesy of an ancient Vespa scooter, before buying other people's "old bangers" — something I still do today, incidentally!

It was Barnardo's policy to release apprentices once they reached the age of 21. I hung around in the UK for four months before finding a girl who would marry me (we still are, and had three lovely boys), while seeking pastures anew in 1969 (South Africa).

Today, for my sins, I'm the motoring editor of a daily regional newspaper in South Africa, while editor of another motoring magazine when time permits.

Looking back, I'd be lying if I said I enjoyed my stay at Goldings . . . but what I do say is that without the support of organisations such as Dr Barnardo's and the Hertfordshire County Council to tackle and help youngsters like us who had distinct problems - we'd probably all be on the rubbish dump today.

Mad thought: If anyone wants to know or I can help with anything South Africa(n) please get in touch.

 

Dave Fall
Editor: DieselCar/TestDriven

 

The photo above was taken while David was back in the UK for Christmas 1907

 

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